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otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

weloveblackgirls:

poisondartwolf:

Black cats are important.

*white person pops out of nowhere* you mean ALLLLLLL cats

bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

rubycosmos:

weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

Please tell me this specific cop here is the one my tax dollars pay for.

vinebox:

YEET!

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

Track: Daft Mouth
Plays: 135250

neilcicierega:

fravit:

neilcicierega:

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

this is the best smash up yet

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem