Selena. 19. High School Graduate. Personal blog where I post random stuff and my art sometimes. Crack ships are cool. And Princess Morbucks is my favorite character ever...
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
Black cats are important.
*white person pops out of nowhere* you mean ALLLLLLL cats
creativity like “yo”,
attention span like “no”.
John Green is on TIME’s list of the world’s most influential people #TIME100
are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels
Please tell me this specific cop here is the one my tax dollars pay for.
i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
every day putting on my makeup
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
this is the best smash up yet
Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.
this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
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